I Finally Found the Best Canned Mocktails

Zero proof and all the fun!

October 16, 2024

Photo by: Courtesy of Amanda Mushro

Courtesy of Amanda Mushro

Here's a little insight on me: I'm a margarita girly. If I'm ordering a cocktail, a marg is my go-to.  What I don't love is the effect of too many drinks. I've been on the hunt for a mocktail that is delicious, zero proof, and actually worth drinking. I've been trying a lot of different brands and they've fallen flat.

But I've finally found a brand that has delicious options — and I think you might just love what Recess is bringing to the table with their Zero Proof Craft Mocktails.

We've got Happy Hour vibes with none of the booze. Plus, the delicious taste and great ingredients make these mocktails feel like a real treat.

So, what's in these canned delights? Recess has infused these mocktails with guayusa, which has just enough natural caffeine (10mg, to be exact) to keep you social without the jitters, and adaptogens that are supposed to help you stay balanced.

With only 35 calories or less and no more than 7 grams of sugar, you can sip away without any guilt. You can enjoy them in the can or pour them into a fancy glass to give yourself a mocktail treat!

Let's taste test the flavors in their Happy Hour Sampler pack: Lime Margarita, Classic Cosmo, Grapefruit Paloma, and Island Spritz.

Lime Margarita

I'll start with my favorite of the bunch, the Lime Margarita. It's the perfect mocktail for anyone who loves that classic margarita tanginess. This one's got that zesty lime flavor I crave, with just the right amount of sweetness.

You won't miss the tequila here because it has a little kick on its own and the lime isn't too overpowering. The guayusa gives it a tiny boost of energy, just enough to keep things lively, without feeling like you've had too many cups of coffee.

I'd happily sip this on a warm day, salt rim optional!

Classic Cosmo

Next up is the Classic Cosmo and let me tell you, this one is a delight. I used to love cosmos back in the day and this one is delish. The flavor is fresh and fruity, but not too sweet. It's got that cranberry kick that Cosmo fans know and love, with a hint of citrus that makes it light and refreshing.

Plus, I love that it's low-cal, so I don't feel like I'm wasting calories on a drink. This one is perfect for a brunch vibe or when you just want a little pick-me-up in a fancy glass.

Grapefruit Paloma

The Grapefruit Paloma is a bit bolder, with a more pronounced tartness that grapefruit lovers will enjoy. It's slightly bittersweet, with a touch of agave that balances it out nicely. If you're not a paloma or grapefruit fan, pass on this one. 

The adaptogens in here are a nice touch, as they're supposed to help with relaxation and it did feel pretty mellow overall. If you're a fan of citrus with a bite, this might be your go-to.

Island Spritz

Last but not least, we have the Island Spritz, which is a tropical escape in a can. Imagine hints of pineapple and coconut mingling together for a super refreshing treat.

It's like a piña colada, but lighter and less creamy — perfect for a poolside hang. I'm not a big coconut fan, so this one wasn't my favorite. However, if you love a bay breeze, give this one a try. 

The Verdict

Overall, I'm pretty impressed with Recess Zero Proof Craft Mocktails. The flavors are fun, fresh, and surprisingly close to the real thing. Whether you're looking to cut back on alcohol or just want a tasty alternative that keeps the social vibes flowing, these mocktails are a great option.

For a booze-free happy hour that won't leave you with a nasty headache, Recess has you covered. So, grab a can (or two), kick back, and enjoy some guilt-free mocktails.

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