Our Favorite 1000-lb Sisters One-Liners

Look back at the best quotes from 1000-lb Sisters through the years and catch a brand-new season, premiering Tuesday, September 1 at 9P!

December 18, 2025

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Check out some of our favorite lines and moments from 1000-lb Sisters!

"Bye bye, Big Daddy!"

When Amy and Tammy first began their weight loss journeys, they cleared out their refrigerator. And so, they parted ways with "Big Daddy," a large log of ground meat.

"You ain't a prize."

Amy made a negative comment about Tammy at a doctor's visit. Then, Tammy said this iconic comeback.

"I pay my bills. My bills are paid."

Amy uttered this gem during a spat with Tammy about responsibilities.

"This B*tch went to the E.R. for Chinese food?"

We'll never forget Tammy's reaction to Amy's extreme indigestion.

"I'm viiibing!"

Tammy had the best time at her 35th birthday celebration! The drag brunch vibes were immaculate.

"I've never been to no damn dog funeral."

After Amy's beloved dog, Little Bit, passed, she held a funeral and invited her loved ones. Chris shared his thoughts on the gathering and came to support Amy regardless.

"'Cause you know where that egg comes from, right?"

Chris bought some chickens to have easy access to eggs. His wife, Brittany, reassured him she wasn't going to help him collect the eggs for this very reason.

"If I swing my butt cheeks, I want them covered."

Misty and Amanda went back to the gym for the first time in years, but the sisters weren't quite prepared for the workout gear the other ladies wore to dance class. This quote by Misty summed up their thoughts and they decided to use the treadmills instead.

"If God wanted me to fly, he would've made me a chicken."

Amy shared her detest for flying while her siblings planned a trip to Florida.

"That's permanently burned into my retinas."

Chris debuted these custom swim trunks (featuring a photo of Brittany's face) during a family beach day. The shorts were hilarious and Amy's reaction was even funnier.

"Their hot, new makeovers ain't so hot no more."

Amy and Tammy debuted brand-new looks and the next day, they went back to their usually styles. Chris joked that their makeovers barely lasted 24 hours.

"We call it charcoochie board."

Amy and Tammy planned a girl's day, complete with a limo ride! They laughed with their driver about the pronunciation of "charcuterie board" and shared some preferred phrases for their meat and cheese board.

"That ain't a chicken. That's a pigeon."

During the family trip to London, Tammy snapped some photos of a pretty bird — mistaking a pigeon for a chicken. Amy let her know about the mix-up.

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Our Favorite 1000-lb Sisters One-Liners

Shop This Look

Remember These Quotes?

"Bye bye, Big Daddy!"

"You ain't a prize."

"I pay my bills. My bills are paid."

"This B*tch went to the E.R. for Chinese food?"

"I'm viiibing!"

"I've never been to no damn dog funeral."

"'Cause you know where that egg comes from, right?"

"If I swing my butt cheeks, I want them covered."

"If God wanted me to fly, he would've made me a chicken."

"That's permanently burned into my retinas."

"Their hot, new makeovers ain't so hot no more."

"We call it charcoochie board."

"That ain't a chicken. That's a pigeon."

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