My First Chapter Is Unwritten

Tattoo victims from across America show off their terrible tattoos, share the embarrassing stories behind them and then return to the chair for a Tattoo Transformation. In this episode a guy with "See More" on his butt gets a tattoo transformation.

People from across America show off their terrible tattoos, share the embarrassing stories behind them and then return to the chair for a Tattoo Transformation. In this episode a women whose ex gave her an X-rated tattoo gets a transformation.

In this episode, a girl who has an unwanted surprise in her tattoo, a man who's wife hates his tramp stamp and a woman who made the worst deal of her life.

In this episode, a man's tattoo is the result of the worst bet he's ever made, a skater's tattoo brings shame to the sport, and a burlesque dancer with a disfigured Merman tattoo.

In this episode, a man's teenage tattoo is giving him a bad rep as an adult, a fitness buff with a workout tattoo gone bad, and a woman's comic tattoo leaves her ashamed.

In this episode, a stand up comic with a tattoo that is the butt of jokes, another man whose tattoo was done by an artist on acid and a woman gets rid of a terrible self-portrait.

In this episode, a woman's weight loss shrinks her tattoo, a sports fan's tattoo ruins her favorite team and soon to be bride has a chest piece that is not walking down the aisle with her.

In this episode, a woman has a reminder of her failed career, another got a tattoo she never asked for, and couple get rid of a tattoo that is ruining their vacations.

In this episode, one man has a tattoo that his best friend won't let him live down, a lost bet results in a bad tattoo, and a soon to be groom has a chest piece that has to go before the wedding.

In this episode, a Top Chef winner with a loser tattoo, a homemade tattoo gone wrong and a woman gets a cupcake that would turn anyone off from baked goods.

In this episode, a man has a tattoo that is a terrible tribute to him and his best friend, another mans awful tattoo was an attempt at vengeance on his ex-girlfriends, and a woman's donut tattoo gets mistaken for poop.

In this episode, a woman's hip tattoo leaves her ashamed, a man pays tribute to his grandma with a tattoo that turned out perverse and another woman has a fairy tattoo that turns out to be well endowed.

Curtis spots Jill, an energetic nutritionist with one flaw- she doesn't cook! Curtis settles on a seafood theme that garners a mixed review from Jill; she is excited about the sautéed shrimp, but skeptical of Curtis' plan for a salted cod soup.

Megan plans a dinner surprise for boyfriend Chris. Curtis serves a creamy mussel soup and lobster in its own shell with an herb butter sauce. For dessert, Curtis whips up an unusual blend of spicy chocolate soup with red pepper and marshmallows.

Curtis and camera crew install the cooktop and create a fun and functional work area. Together, Kathryn and Curtis treat guests to a hearty peasant lentil stew, grilled garlic bread and for dessert Rhubarb with Grand Marnier sabayon sauce.

Patrishia plans to make dinner for her boyfriend, Ara. Curtis serves a meal featuring fresh bruschetta with smoked salmon and crème fraiche, prime cut fillets with vegetables and beef broth, and tapioca pudding with bananas covered in rum sauce.