Congratulations, Brangelina! While everyone else speculates about the venue, guest list and dress, we've put some thought into Angie's bridesmaid dream team. She's so busy, she needs all the support she can get. These women would bring a lot to the altar.
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Similarly skinny and frigid, Victoria Beckham can help Angelina put a frosty chill over the entire ceremony. Her interest in fashion would also come in handy while selecting bridesmaid dresses. That is, as long as the bridesmaids are all size 000.
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Angelina and her brother, James, are close. Really close. Kiss each other on the lips at the Oscars close. Anyway, she'd want him by her side on the biggest day of her life. And bridesmen are the hottest new trend, haven't you heard?
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OK, so she's a little young, but we nominate Shiloh for maid of honor. We're dying to see her in a girly dress, and as Brangelina's first born, she needs a super special role on this day.
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Hey, y'all, bet you didn't expect to see Paula Deen make the list. Someone has to make sure Angie eats, and we think Paula's up to the task. What's a bridesmaid luncheon without a few mimosas and a Lady's Brunch Burger?
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You may know Ali Hewson as Mrs. Bono. A humanitarian like Angie, Ali could lend some serious credibility to the bridal party. And you can bet that instead of giving Angie a gravy boat, she'd be donating to some awesome charity in her name.
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Angie is a serious lady, so we think she needs someone around to crack a joke and break the tension. Enter Maya Rudolph. Ladygirl, this is one amazing addition to any girl's bridemaid team.
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Ever stylish, always cool Gwen is just the sort of levelheaded girl you want around when the rest of the bridesmaids are in diva mode. Bonus: Her littlest guy, Zuma, is three years old and perfect ring bearer material.
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Where Brad and Angie are movie royalty, Bey and Jay are music royalty. Beyonce can give the bride tips on having the most secretive wedding ever.
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Angie doesn't exactly have the softest, sweetest bridal image. That's where Reese, America's Sweetheart, comes in. She can school Angie in bridal demureness and show her how to keep that right leg in check when she poses for her bridal portrait.
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