The Most Ridiculous Pumpkin Spice Items

posted: 09/06/16
by: Amanda Mushro

The Most Ridiculous Pumpkin Spice Items You'll Find This Fall

Fall is approaching quickly, and with the changing of the seasons, we can expect the ushering in of the most beloved fall time flavor: pumpkin spice. While some pumpkin spice fans are thrilled to see their favorite latte flavor married to every single food item possible, it's time to face the pumpkin flavored facts. We have gone too far with the whole pumpkin spice obsession. Too far! From unsuspecting foods to beauty products, we've found the most ridiculous items that have fallen to the pumpkin spice craze.

1. Pumpkin Spice Dog Shampoo

Now your four legged friend can get in on the pumpkin spice craze. However, we're just asking the same question---Why

2. Pumpkin Spice Gum

Forget minty fresh breath. Pumpkin Spice lovers can now have pumpkin spice scented breath.

3.Pumpkin Spice Candy Corn

Listen, regular candy corn is basically inedible. You can't fool us by jumping on the pumpkin spice bandwagon, candy corn. We still aren't buying you.

4.Pumpkin Spice Hummus

No, just no.

5. Pumpkin Spice Chicken Sausage

While I appreciate these are organic, there just seems to be no reason to this one, friends.

6. Pumpkin Spice Deodorant

For those times you are want your sweat to get in on the pumpkin spice addiction.

7. Pumpkin Spice Chips

I guess you could use these in your pumpkin spice hummus.

8. Pumpkin Spice Lip Balm

Listen, as a kid I had some pretty crazy lip balm flavors: grape soda, root bear, strawberry ice cream. But as an adult, when you know better you do better, and we all know better now.

9. Pumpkin Spice Peeps

Look, we still have regular Peeps hanging around here from Easter. I'm going to pass on this one. Hard pass.