A Hilarious Twitter Account Gives the “Correct” Name for Everything

posted: 07/21/17
by: Amanda Mushro

If you are looking for a few laughs today, then you have to check out Twitter account called @CorrectNames. This hilarious user is giving "better" names to everyday objects and animals and the internet is laughing right along with Mark Dempsey, the 19 year old behind the funny account. For instance, donuts are "sugar bagels" while milk is "cereal sauce," and a couch is a "human shelf." So if you've ever thought "No, no, no. That name is all wrong for this object," or you just need a good laugh, scroll through @CorrectNames Twitter feed. Here are a few of our favorites.

If you get sick, be sure you have a lot of sneeze paper around.

Hopefully your weekend weather doesn't have any rain sauce in the forecast.

Taking the kids to the zoo? Be sure to check out the prison ponies.

Or the chocolate bears.

It's true, the tomorrow adults are our future.

Have you read any good word movies lately?

When you get sleepy, snuggle up in your sleep table.

And don't forget the head bed.